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Granny got out of her death bed and was stamping her feet throwing a tantrum and saying she’s not ready to die and she’s scared and we got frightened, too. Granny’s not giving us her dignified death we desire. We are going to have to remember Granny stamping her feet screaming about no no no she doesn’t want to go to her funeral, but she doesn’t have to we do and she’s making it really hard on us because we thought Granny would give us a good serene death that we could remember and take pride in, that’s how we go out in our family, like Grandpa did. And we thought she’d be happy to be reunited with Grandpa and get in on the secret, become one with the Mystery.

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